The April Fools' Gospel:
Jesus took away your sins, once for all, but He'll bring them all back at the Final Judgment.
You're not under the law, but you should still look to the moral law as your source to guide you.
You were crucified with Christ, but it was only positional, and your old self keeps crawling from the tomb to haunt you.
The blood of Jesus Christ made you close to God forever, but because of all your struggles, you're out of fellowship half the time.
Your sins have been forgiven,past present and future.But you must confess your already forgiven sins to be forgiven.
It's crazy the things we hear in churches today.